When players stick out their toungs and bite their...
normal girls: falls in love with boys out of her league
me: falls in love with boys in the national hockey league
Me at school:
me: okay that's cool, just stop in the middle of the hallway, i have all day
me: omfg you're so stupid
me: you got some face on your make-up
me: stop laughing so loud he's not that funny
me: stop screaming you’re right next to her whore
me: i'm so fuckin' hungry, when is this torture going to end
me: why am i here
me: fuck my life
At school I feel like Ron Swanson. →
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the-destroia: don’t cha wish ur qb was hot like me don’t cha wish ur qb wore uggs like me don’t cha~~~~~~~
my friend: Football players are waaaaay tougher than hockey players.
my friend: what?
me: I was waiting for the punchline. You know, that thing most jokes have.